Boogers

Daddy's sleeping. Nathaniel pounds the door open and walks in.

Daddy: Hi, there.
Nathaniel: I got boogers. I can maybe get em. (Starts to probe.)
Daddy: It's easier if you blow.
(Nathaniel considers a moment, and grabs a tissue. Mommy walks in.)
Mommy: Come on, baby, let's go downstairs.
Nathaniel: I didn't get em yet.

Is Daddy cute?

Nathaniel and Daddy are going for a walk, and see a little girl.

Nathaniel: Her cute!
Daddy: Yes, she is cute.
Nathaniel: Daddy not cute.
Daddy: Oh? Mommy says Daddy is cute.
Nathaniel: Daddy not really cute.

Potty talk

Mommy was all impressed that she brought home a new potty and I used it right away. It's not rocket science, after all.

Speaking of which, I still can't get those plastic frogs to launch the way Daddy can.