Boogers

Daddy's sleeping. Nathaniel pounds the door open and walks in.

Daddy: Hi, there.
Nathaniel: I got boogers. I can maybe get em. (Starts to probe.)
Daddy: It's easier if you blow.
(Nathaniel considers a moment, and grabs a tissue. Mommy walks in.)
Mommy: Come on, baby, let's go downstairs.
Nathaniel: I didn't get em yet.